Finally!

Somebody in New York has finally seen the light like I have. The song "Danny Boy" has been banned for an entire month due to being overplayed and the fact it was written by an Englishman who never set foot on Irish soil. If I had a nickel for everytime the song was sung to me I'd probably take that bag of nickels and hit somebody with it. I even had a teacher who sent me a limrick using the the song because I wasn't showing up to class. I consequently dropped that class like a bomb.